If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Child pornography

Revealing classified information

False advertising

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Fraud

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?

And much, much more.

Terroristic threats

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

Revenge porn

Conspiracy

No freedom is absolute.

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

Insider trading

Trade secrets

Insurrection

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

Perjury

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

HIPAA violations

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Threats of violence